Thursday, July 17, 2014

Haircut

In an attempt to save money (because adulthood is SO DAMN expensive), Matt and I have boycotted salons, barbers, or any other professional hair product/service for about three months now.....

Matt's haircuts used to cost 15 dollars A MONTH - and a child could do it AKA me with red wine.

Number two straight across and shave the neck.

Plus!! Matt hated getting his haircut because the hairstylist (like every other hairstylist) tried carrying on menial conversation as the time went by. And Matt is NOT good at small talk. Especially with people he doesn't know.

So -- he would sit there awkwardly quiet while I sat in the waiting room looking at him like "SAY SOMETHING"

I feel like I do a pretty good job for no professional training. Again -- a child could probably do it. And -- naturally -- I youtubed it before.


 BEFORE PICS!



AFTER PICS


"Smile as much as you love me"


He is 100% molesting me in this picture.


The salon. Don't worry -- I cleaned before I cooked.
And those dishes in the sink are killing me......


I stopped getting my haircut because HONESTLY the only person I trust to cut my hair lives in Illinois. And after paying her, tipping her, and paying for gas --- its like 50-60 dollars. EVERY SIX WEEKS!

Now, don't get me wrong -- She is AMAZING -- and a genius -- and I love how she does my hair, etc. But I am GROWING OUT MY HAIR. So the only thing I need done when I go -- is a quick trim. NOT A LOT -- just right at the tips. JUST THE SPLIT ENDS. I want to eventually have waist long natural curly hair.

#hippyrific

Something like this.


HA! Ashley said she would kill me if I let it get to like this. Well, I will challenge her THREAT and I'll be waiting for her and her cute little family to come to Wisconsin to see it. Looks like you'll have to visit, my love.....


I have a long way to go.


Personal stylist?


Totally Guesstimating. Where, oh where, are you split ends??


AH! Close up!
And THAT -- ladies and gentlemen - is what I look like right after a shower without makeup

YIKES!


My salon. And hair products.


Luckily I have crazy ass curly hair and no one would ever be able to tell if its even or not.

I will never straighten my hair again.

Curly for LIFE.

PS: Don't kill me hair stylist friends -- Carmy, Carolina, Allie Robertstad.....



 Hopefully you guys aren't thinking this about us.......


HA! But I was thinking THIS the whole time.

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