But for real, you guys!!! Pappy and Wally are not the only ones peeing and pooping wherever they please in the house. And luckily it's not Matt and I either....
Ernie and Lulu have gone on strike and are no longer using their litter box. Sigh.
My house smells like a hamster cage. Not really, because I'm so OCD that I'm shampooing the carpets every other day (and Matt is getting mad at me because apparently shampooing the carpet so much isn't good for the carpet BUT NEITHER IS CAT PEE!) So then I have to sneak around shampooing the carpet when he's not home like I'm some addicted shampoo-er.
The vet and every website says it's completely normal for cats to show their pissiness (no pun intended) about new fur siblings by going outside their litter box. That they're probably just mad or stressed, jealous, etc. But why they just started NOW is beyond me.
The solution: re training them to use their box.
THIS IS SO NOT COOL. So now, not only are we potty training two puppies with bladder infections but we are also RE Training two very angry, very spoiled, very stubborn cats who previously believed, and still probably believe, that the entire world revolves around them.
The vet also recommended purchasing this pheromone diffuser (sort of like a glade plug in) that is supposed to help the cats relax....... FIFTY DOLLARS LATER.....
She also said that if the pheromones didn't work, we could start giving them anxiety meds..................
Oh. My. Gosh.
LORD HELP US!!!!!! Luckily the (expensive) bladder infection medicine for Pappy and Wally have been working tremendously. We should have them trained in oh, ya know,,,,,,,, two years That's the next time someone will be allowed at our house. During a bitching fest phone call with my bestie, I was told:::
"well duh, you live in a zoo"
I had nothing to say. She's right.
I just want it to be a very CLEAN, nice smelling, and organized zoo. Is that too much to ask???
We had a great time in the company suite at the Packer game on Monday. #jobperk #suiteadministrator
There was a lot of cheese.
And We even got a super cool certificate for visiting the first time.
Today is Matts birthday and we have a huge list of festivities planned. I may have gone birthday card crazy. I'm a sucker for funny cards....
On that same note, christmas cards are getting sent out today!!!
Finally!!!!!
And lastly, this is how I feel about all the pee and poop in our house.
I'm going to need some anxiety meds and calming oils soon.....
Oh wait. I have those already...... Wine. More wine.
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